The last few days have been emotionally and physically exhausting. I am finally feeling like a “mom” and all I’m gonna say is that being a MILF isn’t as glamorous as one would think it to be.
The last few days have been emotionally and physically exhausting. I am finally feeling like a “mom” and all I’m gonna say is that being a MILF isn’t as glamorous as one would think it to be.
officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
*texts dead deer on the side of the road* are you ok
I haven’t always been this beautiful. Because beauty is what beauty does etc etc.
— Augusten Burroughs, This Is How (via quotethat)
I’m not throwing tantrums or ruining things anymore and I’m gonna use my words from now on so we can get married.